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'Thomas Beatie, a resident of Oregon, told The Advocate that carrying a girl for his wife, Nancy, and himself was an 'incredible' experience. Beatie was born as a woman but later he had a chest reconstruction and testosterone therapy, but decided to keep his female reproductive organs. ' Read full report here.


Now I know how irritating it is to hear someone say “I told you so”. I also know how much pleasure one derives given the chance to say the same words.
So, without apologies, let me tell you, I told you so.
You’ll find several posts in the label “Making life simple” where I did allude to major changes coming ….read here and here and here.

Here’s an extract from what I posted earlier…
"Think about it, you can morph into the opposite sex, and you can give birth without the act of sex. The possibilities are humongous.With asexual reproduction, the higher reason for sex, that of giving birth, will no longer apply.
Now when you consider the risks of sex….from contracting all kinds of diseases, to being caught doing it by your spouse or partner (i.e when you do it with someone else, which would mostly be the case if you are getting caught)…you may just decide its not worth the trouble after all.
And what will really help you reach this conclusion is the fact that you can change your gender and it may just take away the need for having sex with someone else. So phrases like pleasuring yourself will take on a whole new meaning.
So we move on to a world where you no longer have sex with others, but only with your self and are happy doing it. You will have both male and female wardrobe, you may consider “Ok, last year in K’s anniversary I was this handsome dude, lets be a gorgeous doll this year”…you get the drift?"
Just how egotistic can a person get when he starts quoting himself….
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CPR - new method.
"Experts hope bystanders will now be more willing to jump in and help if they see someone suddenly collapse. Hands-only CPR is simpler and easier to remember and removes a big barrier for people skittish about the mouth-to-mouth breathing." Read full report.
In-view of the delicate nature ofthis piece of news I'll keep my warped and wicked thoughts to myself or most of them atleast.
The risk of knowing CPR is you may need to apply it to some toothless, 70 year old man। The reward would be getting to help a nubile PYT. Now with hands being able to do what only the mouth was thought to be capable of so far, we have a choice. No more elaboration, i am sure you get the drift!!

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  1. yeah.. hand and mouth - as and whn u need it - new breakthrough in CPR - ahoy...

    the guy who is father and mother of his and his wifis child.. well, i think we can build a complex pussle around them.. something like - tim is the daughter of X, but X is not the mothr of tim adn so on and on...

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  2. Surgeon General's Warning: CPR will be hazardous to your social health.

    It's indeed hard to resist breaking into an uproarious fit of laughter when one imagines the terrified grimaces on people's faces, when they are encountering the "choice" of performing a life saving act vis-a-vis being teased by his/her buddies for seizing the opportunity to place his/her lips against the lips of a toothless 70 yr old man.

    -Louise

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