There are big changes coming

There are big changes coming. And like most big changes, they are coming in small increments across various aspects of our life. They are being somewhat talked about, but in isolation they really do not mean much. However, once it all gets together, you suddenly realise how big it is and how it was always staring at your face.

Let’s quickly take a look at what I am talking about….

1. Climate pattern changes (a more timid way of talking about global warming). This is being noticed and is certainly being talked about a lot.

2. Men’s testicles actually coming to some good use other than producing sperm.

“Stem cells that normally make sperm can be taught to make other tissues as well, perhaps offering men a medical repair kit, US researchers said on Wednesday.
They found a way to easily pick the cells out from other tissue in the testicles and to grow them into batches big enough to use medically.
This provides a new source of stem cells, the body's master cells, which experts hope can be used to treat injuries, replace diseased tissue and perhaps even regenerate organs.”See full report

3. Surfing on the net is more important than friends and ….sex. See full report.

4. And here’s another report that points in the same direction.

“In a survey earlier this year, 64% of Americans say they spend more time with their computer than with their significant other”. See full report.

5. An Orangutang prefers tatttoed blonde females rather than his own kind.See full report.

“Sibu the orangutan has miffed his Dutch keepers by refusing to mate with females and showing his sexual interests only in tattooed human blondes”.

There are many more “similar” news getting reported and no one is noticing the link that puts it all together. Let me help you.

Imagine a situation where because of climate pattern changes strange things happen.

You now have your testicles finding better use. Think about it, those two are probably the least used or exploited organs that we have besides the …appendix. Try to count the number of times the nuts actually serve their divine purpose (create sperm that actually gives birth to a child….oh yes, its throughput we are talking about, so just only creating sperm is really effort down the drain literally or otherwise..). Unless you are Bin Laden, it would probably be a count of one or two. So it is just as well someone found some alternate use for it (besides offcourse getting kicked on your nuts, scratching under them, or trying to ensure you look cool and not dorky when you are in swimming trunks or bicycle shorts).

So continuing my journey on the above list, you have Americans (if its Americans today, it will be the rest of the world tomorrow for sure) who actually are spending less time with their significant other (which means even less work for the nuts) and surprise of surprises, an orang-utan fancies tattooed blondes (some may argue that its hardly new, guys who went for tattooed blondes are apes any way…..well but this time there is a difference).

So you see, with climate pattern changes, there are other changes happening, some on their own (that would be orang-utan I guess) while some are being engineered (the stem cell from nuts bit). Society is also evolving to accommodate these changes (or the evolution maybe a part of this change) where people are spending more time on the comp and less with the significant other….in the near future that significant other may be an orang-utan whose nuts are providing inputs to stem cell research.

Honestly I am seeing similar changes around me already….nowadays I actually spend a lot more time on the net than I did earlier (so the desi is already catching up……). For a very long-time along with my child-hood buddies I have researched on alternate uses and placement of the scrotum. I went to the zoo the other day. I now realise why a monkey kept baring its tits (not teeth) even as it scratched its head looking at our motley group.

What about you...do you see strange things happenings?