The man who showed too much.....

This actually happened. You got to read this, talk about getting caught with your pants down!!

"A New Zealand woman who sent a naked man to the wrong house on the promise of a good time has been charged with misusing a telephone, local media reported.

The 17-year-old woman sent the man an enticing text message offering him an early Christmas present in the shape of two friendly women and suggested he take off his clothes to save time

The 31-year old man wasted no time in arriving at the house, and took off his clothes and threw them through the window before entering. But it was the wrong house and the householder did not see the funny side. Both the man and the woman escaped prosecution and were cautioned and put on good behaviour bonds" See full report.

I am now trying to think of the conversation that would have gone on between the 31 year old man and the dumbfounded householder…..the possibilities are endless (besides offcourse the usual “What the hell!!”)

Householder: "Damn, I asked for a girl this time"

Householder: "Martha, your new boyfriend seems to be in a hurry"

31 year old man to householder: "Damn it man, what kind of a pervert are you, pretending to be a seventeen year old girl!!!"

31 year old trying to salvage the situation…”you got itchguard around here?”

Householder….”Go jimmy, get”….Bow Wow. 31 year old..”Ouch”.

31 year old …”Down Jimmy boy, down”.

C’mon, you take a try, how many more can you think of?

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