N D Tiger Woods Tiwary and 3 Idiots

Well….after a very long time I saw a movie on its first day of release. Actually I do not know how long since I cannot remember the last time I did that.

I somehow ended up with a free pass to a Friday show of the new Aamir Khan film “3 Idiots”. It is a movie about 3 guys and a girl.

But no sooner had I got over the movie, I learnt of another movie that has been shot. This is about 3 girls and a guy!

An 86 year old guy. ND Tiwary - the pride of Indian men, the new age sex god, our very own Tiger Woods. Eat your heart out, Mr Berlusconi and Monsieur Sarkozy!! You Italians and French have a lot to learn!!

I think this is a tremendous opportunity for the Indian male to capitalise on and market its sexual prowess. This country is known for its software, BPO industry and its emerging economic might. Now for once, a true leader of India has risen above all, and shown what else the Indian man is really capable of!! This year's Incredible Indian - N D Tiwary!

I think, in the right hands, this can become the greatest advertisement of Indian sexuality since the Kamasutra.

TV news at this time of the year is really boring with year end wrap-ups and mushy Christmas sentiments, M/s Tiwari’s sexual romp actually brings on much cheer!! Thank you NDT, thank you ABN (the Telegu news channel).

I am sure with some research, Mr Tiwary’s prowess in the horizontal sport can be attributed to anything, depending on who is marketing it. Yoga, if you are Baba Ramdev, Indian spices (Indian Spice Board), Hindu asmita (if you belong to the BJP), or Viagra or and equivalents to let horny old guys get into a foursome.

If there is one guy who is finishing the year (and probably his career) with a bang we know who that is!!! Attaboy!!!

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